Face Against the Glass

Baby, Come Back.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:36:17 -0400

Tiddy don’t leave again…

Speak the truth.Jeg går en Tur: A Self-Portrait by Lasse...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:29:43 -0400

Speak the truth.

Jeg går en Tur: A Self-Portrait by Lasse Gjertsen.

Madness!

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:19:51 -0400

It never ends! Rayban is releasing COLOR Wayfarers? Shit. Kirsten Dunst will now have every color, just like me! They even have Camo, in Orange… AND Green. This is ridiculous, what’s next? Colored lenses? I hate how hollywood eats all my fashion sense.

Do You Believe in Magic?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:14:26 -0400

“No, but I believe in David Blayne.”

Mike, Katie, Richy and I talk about ghosts and demons at 3 AM on Skate ramps. This is a good summer.

Mickey D's

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:09:00 -0400

I’m tired of the “Non-Conformity” commercial they have with all the hipsters. It’s ridiculous, they aren’t appealing to the hipster masses. The hipster masses eat at a. burger king b. dives c. their parent’s kitchens. :)

ALSO, I’m tired of Scene kids turning into hipsters. Just cause YOUR scene is dead doesn’t mean you should murder a different one. Honestly, I just don’t understand it. I liked my flannel and my dunks and my raybans, suddenly it’s some sort of a new outlet for these fakes? They still listen to fucking Escape the Fate and Bless the Fall and think their vans slip ons make them original. GET WITH THE PROGRAM. These kids are fucking plastic, dress them up in this year’s fashion. By Christmas this will either be over, or full blown. I don’t appreciate the latter. I hope it ends, NOW. Because if I see another chubby, ugly girl, who wishes she was Juno in full Urban Outfitters and American Apparel metallic headband with frames with no lenses running around in a fucking terror scarf I swear to god my lid will flip.

I Want to See Wall-E

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:04:24 -0400

And I will, today. Or… tomorrow.

I think I'll go shopping for a boat this weekend

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:34:04 -0400

cajunboy:

For the first time in human history, there is no ice on the North Pole.

Holy fuck.

Cars and Telephones by The Arcade Fire.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:50:46 -0400

Cars and Telephones by The Arcade Fire.

"Who here knows how to play, the LOBSTER?"

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:49:10 -0400

“Who here knows how to play, the LOBSTER?”

He’s the drummer for MATH the Band. And he’s dandy.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:47:58 -0400

He’s the drummer for MATH the Band. And he’s dandy.

House Hunters

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:26:13 -0400

Like, Ghost Hunters, just funnier. I was in an all Orthodox Jewish neighborhood. And I said Shalom and they glared at me because they realized I’m Jewish, and reform. Oh no, big deal. For them anyway.

Outside of Camp Jump and Yell yesterday. I love the Middle East...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:58:45 -0400

Outside of Camp Jump and Yell yesterday. I love the Middle East Downstairs. Hit it up with me.

Waiting On You

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:51:51 -0400

Sitting in a fucking cubicle in MIT. Life’s good.

Camp Jump and Yell!

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:24:00 -0400

I woke up to the sound of saxophones? I was just at CAMP JUMP AND YELL! It was amazing. My friends seriously hated it! But it was really really really great. The first thing that I saw was of course Harry Potter Year 7 AKA Counselor Paul (it WAS Paul, right?) talking to cameras and being absolutely psychotic in bright colors. Once we got in they X’d our hands and I was scared they made me Straightedge! I saw the Whomping Willow and Remus and the Lupins play, it was amazing. Anyway, all of the band members from different bands did a Dumbledore rap or two, it was crazy! Then Uncle Monsterface played and we saw the cutest gay guy ever, was he gay? He talked like he was. We had the hots for him. Then MATH the Band played and I was in crazy love. They’re amazing! Then Harry and the Potters played afterwards. And we took about 90 pictures. However, we weren’t even in there the whole time, we had a CVS adventure and went and got pizza and just walked around Cambridge when we were bored. We did see Harry Potter Puppet Pals though, and THANK GOD. It was amazing. One of the best nights of my life. Definitely. Thank you Unlimited Enthusiasm.

Nerves of Steel

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:54:41 -0400

Bliss. Utter bliss. I was at the beach yesterday, I was in the ocean yesterday. I felt the water hit me and my fears disappeared. It was really brilliant. Until someone threatened my day, but you know what skylark? You can go to hell. That night we walked dogs and ate Chinese food. But I think the most interesting thing was when Mr. Spencer picked us up and we drove around Massachusetts for a few hours. It was amazing. But this morning big-as-my-palm-Johnston had the nerve to friend me on myspace! MADNESS. HARRY AND THE POTTERS TONIGHT.

Ridiculoid

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:37:42 -0400

All my friends are fighting over a boy. Who I want as well. But it’s okay, they can have him.

On the Previous Statement

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:52:36 -0400

I took the Chinese Bus to New York at 9 AM on Saturday. It was SO bad. You have no idea. Well, not bad, just boring. I watched South Park and some documentaries and read half of Everything is Illuminated. When we got there, my aunt immediately rushed in and took us to some high priced Mexican establishment. My burrito was as big as my face. And was really, really good. Then my dad and I went to MoMA! They decided that a hanging ceiling fan is art. My dad and I avoided that floor. Then, we all went to some cute little tea place, Alice’s or whatever it is. Totally amazing. And we went there with their friends, one of which is this 35? or is it 45 year old scientist, half of what he talked about, and I mean HALF is how he got beat up for being a Jew in Ukraine. We would have some nice conversation, and he’d just be like well in UKRAINE, it’s like he wanted pity. We didn’t give it. After all that fun my dad and I walked over to the Metropolitan to see Sleeping Beauty, it was actually a nice ballet, although the men were obviously favored. We had a hard time figuring out who the blue pansy was, apparently he was a nightingale. So, from there we walked to Central Park. On the way we stopped at a bakery and got a lot of cupcakes. And the girl who worked their practically ripped my head off for wearing a Shemagh, Kiffiyeh, Arab scarf, whatever you want to call it. I nicely responded saying it is in Israeli colors. Really though, I wanted to kick her ass. So we proceeded to Central Park where my Aunt and Uncle were watching Hamlet (their friend was in it). We ended up waiting for about a half hour and I proceeded to do random shakespeare monologues and shout at skaters to POPSHOVEIT. They never did. We had to walk down to the Natural History museum to meet her, and there were these two skaters there, and they taught me to Ollie, finally. We got in a taxi, which was really impossible for 81st at 11:15 PM. The night goes on, tea, talking, sleeping… we wake up the next morning (Sunday) and we all go to Indian for Brunch. It was amazing actually. We were the first people there, god knows why we were 15 minutes late… and there was a line outside by the time we left. Although they gave me some Mango yogurt drink which didn’t make me feel very good. After that my dad and I made our way to SPAMALOT… which was a really offensive show! I must say, I wanted to cry and scream. Really funny though, so they are forgiven. After the show we got a taxi and made our way back to Chinatown, and went home. Nice trip actually. Repeats soon, I know it.

Him: When I bite, I bite to remove.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:41:43 -0400

Him: When I bite, I bite to remove.
Me: I'll keep my extremities to myself.
Him: I'm sorry, I'm a cannibal.
Me: OH, HELLO HANNIBAL LECTOR.
Him: He was my student, actually.
Me: Did you also ride a dinosaur to school?
Him: How else was I supposed to get there?
Me: Swing from vine to vine?
Him: I'm not Tarzan! I have manners.
Me: So that's why you murder innocent people.
Him: Not my fault they bleed.
Me: Touche.

Home, At Last

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:39:16 -0400

I just spent the weekend in New York and I felt strangely at home. My outlook has changed. But for now, I’m dizzy. Recaps tomorrow.

Obnoxious

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:12:00 -0400

They’re all shouting. Say I don’t care about anything other than myself. They’re not even my family. I didn’t ask to be here. I didn’t ask for this. Could they keep their opinions to themselves? NOONE ASKED.