2008

Baby, Come Back.

Tiddy don’t leave again…

Madness!

It never ends! Rayban is releasing COLOR Wayfarers? Shit. Kirsten Dunst will now have every color,...

Do You Believe in Magic?

“No, but I believe in David Blayne.” Mike, Katie, Richy and I talk about ghosts and...

Mickey D's

I’m tired of the “Non-Conformity” commercial they have with all the hipsters....

I Want to See Wall-E

And I will, today. Or… tomorrow.

I think I'll go shopping for a boat this...

cajunboy: For the first time in human history, there is no ice on the North Pole. Holy fuck.

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“Who here knows how to play, the LOBSTER?”

He’s the drummer for MATH the Band. And he’s...

House Hunters

Like, Ghost Hunters, just funnier. I was in an all Orthodox Jewish neighborhood. And I said Shalom...

Outside of Camp Jump and Yell yesterday. I love the Middle...

Waiting On You

Sitting in a fucking cubicle in MIT. Life’s good.

Camp Jump and Yell!

I woke up to the sound of saxophones? I was just at CAMP JUMP AND YELL! It was amazing. My friends...

Nerves of Steel

Bliss. Utter bliss. I was at the beach yesterday, I was in the ocean yesterday. I felt the water hit...

Ridiculoid

All my friends are fighting over a boy. Who I want as well. But it’s okay, they can have him.

On the Previous Statement

I took the Chinese Bus to New York at 9 AM on Saturday. It was SO bad. You have no idea. Well, not...

Him: When I bite, I bite to remove.
Me: I'll keep my extremities to myself.
Him: I'm sorry, I'm a cannibal.
Me: OH, HELLO HANNIBAL LECTOR.
Him: He was my student, actually.
Me: Did you also ride a dinosaur to school?
Him: How else was I supposed to get there?
Me: Swing from vine to vine?
Him: I'm not Tarzan! I have manners.
Me: So that's why you murder innocent people.
Him: Not my fault they bleed.
Me: Touche.

Home, At Last

I just spent the weekend in New York and I felt strangely at home. My outlook has changed. But for...

Obnoxious

They’re all shouting. Say I don’t care about anything other than myself. They’re...

Packing

New York tomorrow morning.

My skin sucks. I feel vulnerable when pictures are this...

Singing the Blues

It’s 2:50 PM. I woke up about a half hour ago. I’m on auto-pilot. I walked to the...

Kane McGee, boy I love you.

I Need Another

My dad’s being nice to me again. I’m always so surprised when he’s nice. Because...

“Why does your dad like ska?”

Somewhere Better

Is that all I can say when I’m confronted with the thought of death? “They’re...

A Promise

I’ve been waiting for that damn Coca Cola for a week. Where the fuck is it? Damn my father....

I’m a lover of putting things together and organizing...

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You're Not Shaking at Our Touch

There’s fragments of my life strewn all around me and I can’t pick up enough of them at...

A Request

I can’t believe he wants me to talk about him! Well, fine I will. I’ve been meaning to...

Omelet (left) and myself (right). She’s mad at me now,...

Next Chapter, Please

So, I just got home and decided to finally say what I wanted to about Graduation. I hated it. I hope...

Me: But all our conversations were about Gracie liking long colorful sticks.
Gracie: Those things that we ate.
Me: Why do we talk about dicks so much?
Gracie: Last night that was all we talked about it was "dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks."

“Locker buddy! I’m never looking at you the same!”

Knock 'em Down

We graduated! Oh goodie, now we have a summer of hell without each other and knowing we’ll...

Smile. That’s all they ever said to me.

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Me: Don't you hate when stars shine?
David: I love it. Why don't you?
Me: I'm so used to them disappearing.

Back From the Dead

I’m back. I haven’t really found time to get online in a while, moving across a country...

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